Sorry I haven't been on much today - the weather was FAR too good so I went for a stroll around Botanic Gardens, did one lap and thought f**k this, so went for a pint or two before going to a barbeque. You won't hear much from me tomorrow either because… more »

Just days after the Northern Ireland health minister Shaun Woodward announced a smoking ban (whether partial or blanket isn't known yet), the government has decided that young smokers will be more receptive to warnings that smoking will impact their sex… more »

Apparently a couple of 'nice' MPs have decided that anyone who uses the word chav is a snob. Being faithful to my Norn Irn heritage, I refuse to use the word Chav, but am no stranger to laughing at Spides! A major plank of the rationale behind this is… more »

One of Britain's greatest entrepeneurs, Sir Richard Branson KBE, celebrates his 55th birthday today - at least according to my trusty Value Cabs calendar. In reality, Richard Branson's birthday isn't until 18th July (oops!) but I've decided to do write t… more »