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What Religion Am I?
I got a job application form today with one of those monitoring forms attached.
"If the vacancy you are applying for is in Northern Ireland, please provide details of your religion:" It gave three choices
- Roman Catholic
- Protestant
- Other (please specify)
I ticked other, but I'm not sure what to write beside it. Technically I think I'm more agnostic than atheist, but neither sounds much fun. On the census, since there was no box for either of the above, I was one of those funny guys (err..) who ticked "Other" and wrote Jedi. Now you can do this on the census because you can't be prosecuted on the basis of the information you provide for the religion questions, but I'm fairly sure I remember reading on one of these monitoring forms before that it's illegal under NI legislation to provide false details on a monitoring form. Nevertheless, if anyone out there has any creative suggestions please let me know ![]()
Incidentally, they also asked me to provide my ethnic origin, stressing that it wasn't necessarily nationality or country of birth but the way you describe your ethnic identity or racial origin. "White" would seem the obvious choice. For some reason they also deemed it necessary to include "Irish" (surely they're not serious?) along with 3 (yes, three) types of "Black", "Indian", "Chinese", "Pakistani", "Bangladeshi" and "Traveller". Of course there was also the obligatory "Other (please specify)". I was initially tempted to tick "Irish", but my girlfriend told me I'm not Irish, I'm Protestant (OK, not her exact words, but a similar sentiment). So while I went for "White" I did, for a while, consider ticking "Other" and writing "Ulster-Scots" having recently discovered that yes, my ancestors did come from Scotland.
Actually, scratch that. I've just tip-exed out White in favour of "Other - Ulster-Scots". It just sounds more interesting than white, plus now I can be a minority and see what all the fuss is about! ![]()
If anyone has any ideas what I can write for religion, be quick, I'm posting it off tomorrow morning.
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But a bit of advice for anyone who's filling in application forms for a local government job anywhere in England, but especially London and Birmingham.
Whatever your political reservations, if you want the job, tick "Irish" for ethnicity.
Once you start working for Lambeth,Camden or whoever, you can go back to being an Ulsterman,Northern Irish, Ulster-Scottish or just plain British.
I think the context and content of these (rather intrusive) personal information monitoring forms show the susceptibility of the common societal drive for equality to political trends and aspirations of the governing bodies of any given area or era, it may sound obvious, but in a truly egalitarian society , rather than a gerrymandered one, why would this information matter at all ?
I think Ulster Scots is the one i'll go for in future, we should mope like rapscallions until its on every moniter and cencus form in the country......
(thats only half in jest)
I have to say; in my experience what Paul is saying is very true,
Lambeth council are shockingly and blatantly partisan on a variety of highly contentious issues (admitting your a Jew is a no-no and all........)
Equality aspirations are subjected to political trends and bias? I do honestly think so These people sit in their safe and secure bohemian London town house's and judge the entire world in terms of which groups they find compelling (the amount of tarquin's running around in Yassah Arifat scarves after 9/11 is proof, in my opinion, that their idea of political righteousness is not as moralistic or humanitarian, in conventional terms, as you might think....
By the way officially the monitoring forms are separate from the application forms and they're not supposed to use them in recruitment. In fact with a lot of NI based companies you've to post back the monitoring forms in separate evelopes.
There is a disclaimer saying "This information will not be used by [us] as part of the recruitment selection process." Whether that's true or not, I don't think very many people believe it.
Unfortunate. And, as I said, as far as I know illegal in the south. We got a pep talk in my last job (where I had a role in recruiting people) about what questions to avoid in interviews. Personally I don't see what religion/community/ethnicity has to do with any job, except perhaps minister of religion or teacher in a denominational school.
The sooner it is irrelevant in your part of the world, the better - but I can see it will take a while, given those weasel words:
"Regardless of whether we practise our religion, most of us are identified as coming from a particular community"
The residuary method is the main one now, based on where you live. Naturally.
"Why should Irish be perceived as being a narrow definition that roughly equates with 'Gaelic' Irish?"
It shouldn't, but it more often than not, is.
"Irishnessshould be defined in broad and outward looking terms"
Again I think I tend towards agreeing with you but having grown up spending 21 years thinking Irishness implied 'otherness' ie not me, it's not the sort of feeling you change overnight. Perhaps it's better to accept that we are Irish (while helping redefine what it means) than to fight it.
Or maybe the whole reason people gave up on it was because separating Irish from Gaelic is a job for King Canute?
Its just that I’ve heard some Ulster people (including David Irvine if I remember correctly) say how their grandparents, who lived (and in many cases fought) during the Great War when Ireland was united (under British rule), felt more Irish than their grandchildren do today.
I think this is a pity, albeit probably an inevitable consequence of several decades of conflict which has led to more polarization than mutual understanding between the two principal traditions on this Isle. Perhaps now in a post conflict age, a more inclusive and broad sense of Irishness will emerge among all. I suspect this is already well on the way to becoming a reality south of the border, though it might take a lot longer to happen in some of the places where it really matters.
On the issue or the mutual exclusivity of ‘Gaelic’ and ‘Irish’, one only has to look across at our nearest neighbours. Gaelic culture and tradition is lives on in the Highlands of Scotland in terms of games, music, dance clan names, dress, language, etc. This culture is seen as inclusive and threatens no-one. This is the same culture that exists in Ireland through language (Gaelic), sport (hurling/shinty) and social expression (Ceilidh dance). Of course Scottish Gaelic culture is expressed in parallel with the Presbyterian faith of many Gaels there and is largely loyal to United Kingdom (see the many commemorative monuments to the wars fought by highlanders in the British army) and can accommodate both (Scottish) unionist and nationalist opinion. Gaelic culture in Ireland meanwhile has grown to be associated with the Catholic faith and with (Irish) nationalism.
Thus my point is that since Gaelic culture predates both the reformation and partition it can and does incorporate both Catholicism and Protestantism/Presbyterianism and can also accommodate either unionist or nationalist viewpoints.
Similarly for Ireland and Irishness.
Of course these points are largely academic and if you Irishness is continuously associated with a certain constitutional viewpoint or religion then it become harder to assert your right to proclaim Irishness. Though it’s a nice thought that some day we might all feel comfortable with it and that it would come to be more an inclusive than a divisive tag.
But I think the broader problem is that we need a much looser definition of identity. I find it odd to have someone (not specifically Beano) who does not believe in God identify themselves as "protestant" which is a denominational stream within Christianity. (not even a specific Church).
We need to recognise that identity is many faceted, not monolithic.
(From an Irish-German-English speaking Green Party voting conservative practising roman catholic who is an Irish citizen and lives in the 26 counties. And oh, I am a software engineer to boot)
