« A Hundred Thousand Welcomes | Hunger Striker Profile 3: Raymond McCreesh » |
Telegraph Reveals New Al-Qaida Threat
In news that may terrify shop assistants across the United States, an Ulster newspaper has run with a low-key exclusive today claiming Al-Qaida have revealed they plan to attack a chain of American convenience stores. The Belfast Telegraph carried the report on page 4 saying Osama Bin Laden himself has chosen what they call "7/11 bombers". The 7-Eleven chain, which operates stores and petrol stations throughout North America, could not yet be reached for comment.
They may try to allay staff fears by suggesting that the Belfast Telegraph made a typo (which is why the threat is missing from the online report) - but we know the truth.