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15 Reasons to Love Northern Ireland
The weather's far too good at the minute to waste long periods of time sat in front of my computer posting here, but I found this on bebo and thought I'd share it:
- We may suffer from high levels of sectarianism, but sectarianism has such a great community spirit behind it.
- We beat England (and made a song about it)
- We have 5 seasons; as well as autumn, spring, summer and winter we have riot season (AKA marching/silly season)
- We have more terrorist organisations than the middle east
- Harp.
- We invented chavs (and they're called spides!!)
- The home of the petrol bomb.
- Hanging on to your wallet in Belfast could be an Olympic sport.
- You can have your car stolen and the theives will try to sell it back to you.
- If you lock your house up we will rob it but you can go out with your front door and windows open and we will not touch a thing (where's the fun?)
- People will fight over Rangers and Celtic and don't actually know any players in the teams
- The riot squad are so good they can train the English police riot squads
- By the age of 15 we can make an average of at least 3 diffrent types of explosive
- The average pregnancey age is 13½
- We're the only country Germany are afraid of!