Things get a bit out of hand at the Everything Ulster Christmas party as Mrs Claus over-endulges in the Christmas plonk.

I know posts haven't been the most frequent in the second half of this year thanks to an extremely busy schedule, but I thought I should take a few moments out to wish all those readers who have stuck with me during the slow times a very merry Christmas.

I'll be busy trying not to let the fact that they're giving out knighthoods for services to self-publicity and egomania ruin my holiday season, though I think my suffering might be eased by a shamelessly gratuitous picture and several of my favourite tins.

So to all EU's readers, have a merry Christmas; and try not to overdo it on the festive spirit. That's my job.