Under the direction of the undoubtedly special guardian staff ;>

People who try to convince you your a sheep always think themselves Sheppards. The arrogance and elitism of this opinion illustrates a basic lack of empathy or even recognition of commonality between the author and his fellows in society.

It is the perfect sound bite for a modern superficial individualism that finds its gratification in egotism, disparagement and ultimately, given the social nature of the creature, the desire to impose on others of what the imbecile finds gratifying to its individual tastes. The expression of such an opinion contradicts the substance of its proposal, as to form this vertex opinion on your fellows you must regard yourself as an exception, otherwise how did you achieve this higher understand of the general merit of those around you ?

All human beings have an individual consciousness and are special. They may not be special in the eyes of other or in the opinions of others on their achievements, but to suggest that this should render them a mere unit - under the quantification of those who, often for no discernable reason, to thing themselves special- is highly, highly degrading to us all and has, as a political philosophy, been responsible for tragedies (of utilitarianism) the privileged pup at the guardian must surely be aware of.

'An infinite swarm of haircuts and anuses'

Hah. I like it!

I still prefer the Bill Hicks "virus with shoes" description of humanity.